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Well, school boys and weird old English swingers, for one thing. I was reminded of my ill-fated nudie run by this very funny story by Joshua Crouthamel on Ninemsn Travel about the top nudist beaches in the world. Many full moons haw haw ago, I decided to drag my very conservative then-boyfriend to a nudist beach near Nelsons Bay, NSW.
We both felt a little giggly as we set out for the beach. When we finally arrived, an awkward tidal flat stretched out before us with knee-deep puddles and sandbanks galore. This was not the paradise I had come to expect from films such as Blue Lagoon. Not to be deterred, we stripped off and perched ourselves on a dune. It felt really weird. Not entirely bad but definitely not comfortable. I eventually braved the open sand and walked down for a paddle. It was only when I looked back that I realised there were quite a lot of people there; dodgy looking people hiding in the dunes.
And then came the school boys. Mortified, I scurried back up the beach and got my gear back on. I remember living in Newcastle NSW years ago and one day decided to head down through the bush to an isolated beach near my house called Burwood Beach. My mate Alex was with me and after a good 30mins walking through thick scrub with two sixpacks of beer, we finally found it.
We headed down to the shoreline and thought it would be a great idea to bury our beer in the sand to keep cool. Once we had swum out a way and turned around, we realised to our horror there were quite a few naked old men standing in the dunes looking at us. I also ended up with the worst case of sunburn so it really was a great day out! Oh Steve… how sad! They just like to be nude and thats all. They say it erases their social awkwardness.